darrensawkwardlife:

If you don’t think nick Thomas has the voice of an angel then fuck you.

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

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chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

wow so if I sell my eggs AND uterus I get 6.4 billion???  sign me up

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